Félix Vallotton,Femme couchée dormant, 1899, oil on canvas.

It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help withSleep Aid,一系列致力于治愈我nsomnia with the dullest, most soporific texts available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription:“为了分类和日期的各种形状Found in Heraldic Shields—Principally in England, with Incidental Datings,” the first chapter of George Grazebrook’sThe Dates of Variously Shaped Shields, published in Liverpool in 1890.

It seems necessary, by way of introduction, to say a few words on the circular convex shields used from very early times by our Saxon and Norman ancestors. These were of wood, with a central boss of bronze, and were sometimes of very large size; frequently, if we may judge from contemporaneous illuminations, as much as four feet in diameter. Across the inside of the boss a handle was fixed, and the shields, which were thus held out almost at arm’s length, as represented in many ancient MSS., must have been most cumbersome. It is hard to see how the sword or lance could have been conveniently used. The round shape must have interfered greatly with the view of one’s opponent, and a bungler would inevitably slice pieces from off his own shield while attacking his enemy. Moreover, such shields must have been lightly made: we know exactly how the bosses were fastened with rivets through the shield, for they are constantly found in Anglo-Saxon grave mounds, and the wood is thus known to have been of some thickness. But we can obtain from contemporary writings many more particulars.Read More

It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help withSleep Aid,一系列致力于治愈我nsomnia with the dullest, most soporific texts available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription: a chapter fromThe Decline and Fall of Whist,an 1884 book by John Petch Hewby.

Though Mathews (circaA.D. 1800) in two short sentences laid down the true and only principle of discarding: “If weak in trumps, keep guard on your adversaries’ suits; if strong, throw away from them,” fifty years afterwards it was discovered by the “little school” that “the old system of discarding was just this—when not able to follow suit, let your first discard be from your weakest suit.” Rough on poor Mathews! but the absent are always wrong.

However, by a process of evolution, to the first step of which no exception can be taken, we are next told—(a) “When you see from the fall of the cards that there is no probability of bringing in your own or your partner’s long suit discard originally from your best protected suit.” “You must play a defensive game.”—Cavendish.Read More

It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help withSleep Aid,一系列致力于治愈我nsomnia with the dullest, most soporific texts available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription: a chapter fromThe Bread and Biscuit Baker’s and Sugar-Boiler’s Assistant,an 1890 book by Robert Wells.

When we reflect upon the present conditions under which the bread-making industry is carried on in most of the large cities and towns of England, Scotland, and Ireland, and remember the importance of that industry to mankind, we cannot but be impressed by the little progress that has been made in the art of bread-making. Whilst other industries have been marked by important improvements, we find bread being made in much the same manner as it was five hundred years ago. The mystery is how—by accident, it would seem—we get such well-made bread as we do. There are very few even now who have the slightest conception of what yeast really is, and fewer still who know how or why it makes bread light. But it will surprise me if the trade does not undergo, in the course of the next ten years, a complete and beneficial change.Read More

David Rijckaert,Man Sleeping, ca. 1649.

It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help withSleep Aid,一系列致力于治愈我nsomnia with the dullest, most soporific texts available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription: a chapter fromGlue, Gelatine, Animal Charcoal, Phosphorous, Cements, Pastes and Mucilages, a 1905 book by F. Davidowsky.

Besides the broadly distinguished forms of skin- and bone-glue, the trade recognizes a large number of varieties, distinguished either by their value or their fitness for special purposes.

Joiner’s Glue.—This variety is without doubt the oldest in use and most in demand, and its principal requisite is its great adhesive power. It is used for joining wood, leather, paper, etc., and varies very much in quality and price.Read More

John George Brown,Sleeping Angel, 1859.

It’s late, and you’re still awake. Allow us to help withSleep Aid,一系列致力于治愈我nsomnia with the dullest, most soporific texts available in the public domain. Tonight’s prescription: a chapter fromExperiments on the Spoilage of Tomato Ketchup, a 1909 book by A. W. Bitting.Read More